the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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