I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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