Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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