garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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