I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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