Moan for me like Helen Keller
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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