Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
