Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just found puke in my bra..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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