I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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