how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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