the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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