I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Actions speak louder than pants.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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