Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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