This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just tell him i said nine months
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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