That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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