Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
