Banned from zoo.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
YAS. BRING CRAB.