your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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