you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I forgot how hot balto sounded
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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