I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Pants are for mortals
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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