I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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