My liver just broke up with me...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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