he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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