Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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