So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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