How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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