You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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