but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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