He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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