so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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