yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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