'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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