Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
