Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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