You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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