my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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