From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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