My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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