I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
