Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
