I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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