Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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