2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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