it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
sarcasm needs its own font
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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