yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Michael Bay diarrhea
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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