I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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