OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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