Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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