why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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