i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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