She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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