Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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