We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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