god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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